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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Grunion Teaches Z a New Word

The Grunion and Z met up for some pizza and sippies a while back.  Here is what transpired.

GRUNION:  You wanna learn a new way to drive the rents cray-cray, Z?
Z: I'm always down to clown.

GRUNION:  Here's the secret word: Poop!
Z:  That's it?  Just say poop?

GRUNION:  I'm tellin, ya.  By the third or fourth time, the rents start going bananas.  And the more ways you can work the word poop in to your speech, the better.  Watch this.  This drink tastes like POOP!
GIBBY:  Stop saying that.

Z:  Sweet!  Let me try.  POOP!  Poop-a-licious!  Poop.  Poop.  Poopety-poop-poop-poop!

Z:  I'M THE KING OF POOP.  THERE IS NONE HIGHER!  SUCKER MCs CAN CALL ME POOP-SIRE!

GRUNION:  Uh, yeah, okay dude.  You're kinda taking it to the extreme-

Z: Poop!  Wowow-oooo-ricky-ticky-tao-poopety-poop-poop-poop!  Poop truck!

MARK: 
Well, it looks like you've had too much soda, Z. 
***takes away soda
Z:  Weak!  Total backfire, dude!

Z:  I'm outta here.
GRUNION:  Sorry, man, but you have to wield the poop power cautiously.

GRUNION:  Peace.
Z:  Word.