GRUNION: So....I saw the fat man in the red suit this week.
Z: Uh huh.
GRUNION: And I told him all the stuff I required in exchange for being good this year.
Z: Yeah.
GRUNION: And he says, "maybe I'll be able to bring you that stuff". Not "I will definitely bring you that stuff", or "Not a problem, kid."
Z: Whoa.
Z: The word "maybe", believed to originate in the 15th century, is generally regarded to mean a mere possibility or probability depending on the situation.
GRUNION: I am a robot. I do not understand your fancy language.
Z: Hey Gibby, why did Santa say "maybe"?
GIBBY: I dunno. Probably for legal reasons. Anyway, I wouldn't worry about it. You've been been good enough that I think Santa will deliver.
GIBBY: Wait. What? Did you ask Santa for that?
JET: I'm totally gonna borrow that sheet metal bending thing to make a...thing.
