I was born in the 70s. Back then, my parents looked REALLY COOL.
I ran around my neighborhood naked in 1973 (it was acceptable in the 70s).
I kissed the Blarney Stone in 1979 (and have not stopped talking since).
I posed for a Christmas card picture with my brother and sister in 1983.
I was in two bands in high school (Aces High and The Scourge). This is my Scourge stage "attire".
This is me playing keyboards for Aces High in a battle of the bands. We came in last place.
I played football in high school (I was terrible at it).
I graduated (barely) from high school in the late 80s.
I grew my hair long in college.
I hung out at the white house with the Clintons' cat Socks.
I dyed my hair crazy colors in the 90s.
I played lots of shows as the lead singer in Hunkr Down. We even opened for Rick Springfield!
Did I mention I was skinny in the 90s for like 5 minutes?
I married my partner in crime Amy.
I went to the Grand Canyon.
I made the Grunion with Amy in 2009.
I officially became Gibby in 2010.
And also my cat Jenkins eats pizza.