Dogs and Fries - What a Country!

So there's this bar/restaurant under a highway in Kansas City called Bar-K that is dog friendly. Get it? BARK?  They have a huge area for dogs to run around and poop and bark and hump each other. It's a hoot. Meanwhile, you sit there and eat fries and drink beer.

 

Their "Signature Fries" are $11 and come with a bunch of sauces.

The fries are pretty good but I should note that I forgot to take pictures of the sauces. They really "made" the whole experience.

Pretty good.

I'm not sure these are worth $11 but it's a pretty nice scene. 

Be warned that if you don't have a dog with you the dog people will look at you funny

Taco Bell is Run by Aliens

Okay my well deserved hiatus is over. A year is a short amount of time when you are doing fry research. Anyhoo, Taco Bell will not stop. Even after all my complaints and advice, they just seem to want to destroy the fry world.

Their most recent travesty is a call back to the first time they decided to hate on us with Nacho Fries.

You give them $2.99 (or thereabouts I can't remember) and they give you a soggy box.

Filled with slimy faux potato substance covered in toppings that had apparently previously fallen on the floor.

And why are they only in the Northwest part of the box?

I chose the steak option cause I thought it would be fancier. That "steak" is like old tree bark flavored chewing gum scraped off a Detroit city bus seat.

No.

Do not eat. Bad.