While flipping through channels, The Grunion and Z stumble upon a zombie movie....
Z: Dude, what's with those people? They're all.....Mmmmmmmm! Brains!
GRUNION: Zombies, man. The undead. They come from the grave to eat your brains.
Z: Are they real?
GRUNION: Yup. As real as Santa Claus.
Z: What was that? What was that sound? Are there zombies up in here?
GRUNION: Naw, it was probably my tummy making noise from all that Kix. Look! My tummy looks like Gibby's!
Z: Man, I'm positive I heard some zombies. I don't wanna let them eat my brains-they're not even full of good stuff yet!
GRUNION: Ahhhh! Look out! Zombies crawlin in from the floor! Hurry! Get up on the couch where we'll be safe!
Z: Ahhhh! Help me up! I'm not as tall as you are!
GRUNION: Dude, I totally saved your life. You owe me so big.
TELEVISION: Today's sci-fi zombie feature will return after these commercial messages.
Z: There's no such thing as zombies, are there?
GRUNION: Nope. But you totally still owe me.