GRUNION: Hey dad! Check out my cool new look!
GIBBY: You look like a hipster.
GRUNION: Hipster? What's that?
GIBBY: It's a person who looks a certain way and likes certain things.
GRUNION: What kind of things do they like?
GIBBY: Um, let's see. They kinda like trashy clothes and obscure bands.
GRUNION: Do they like Yo Gabba Gabba?
GIBBY: Probably. But only until they determine that Yo Gabba Gabba has sold out or is too mainstream.
GRUNION: Do they like cheeseburgers?
GIBBY: Maybe. But the cheeseburger would have to be real weird and hard to find.
GRUNION: Do they like Thomas the Tank Engine?
GIBBY: Probably not.
GRUNION: Forget being a hipster then.
GIBBY: You're probably too old now to be a hipster anyway.