The Grunion vs. Hipsters

GRUNION:  Hey dad!  Check out my cool new look!
GIBBY:  You look like a hipster.

GRUNION:  Hipster?  What's that?
GIBBY:  It's a person who looks a certain way and likes certain things.

GRUNION:  What kind of things do they like?
GIBBY:  Um, let's see.  They kinda like trashy clothes and obscure bands.

GRUNION:  Do they like Yo Gabba Gabba?
GIBBY:  Probably.  But only until they determine that Yo Gabba Gabba has sold out or is too mainstream.

GRUNION:  Do they like cheeseburgers?
GIBBY:  Maybe.  But the cheeseburger would have to be real weird and hard to find.

GRUNION:  Do they like Thomas the Tank Engine?
GIBBY:  Probably not.
GRUNION:  Forget being a hipster then.
GIBBY:  You're probably too old now to be a hipster anyway.

Victory: Grunion