GRUNION: Yo, Marky-Mark! I need you give me "the talk".
GRUNION: You know-THE talk.
MARK: Whoa. You probably need your mom and dad to do that. Plus, you're really young-
GRUNION: Listen, kids are getting into it at a younger and younger age all the time. I don't want to be at a disadvantage when it comes to knowledge.
MARK: Yeah, but-
GRUNION: C'mon, my old man's busy and mom is at the store. Here, you can use my magnadoodle as a visual aid to explain the complicated stuff.
MARK: Well, okay I guess. Here goes...
MARK: There are 11 players on the offense and 11 players on the defense. The quarterback stands under center and he hands-or "hikes" the ball to him.
GRUNION: Don't forget to explain the over/under 4-3 defense to me!