Tilted Kilt

As a general rule, I avoid what I call "jiggle joints".  Places with scantily-clad waitresses who are super-bubbly so as to extract tips from scuzzy/dumb patrons who think they will score.  I feel like a lecherous loser small-talking a waitress who's half my age with 52% of her boobs visible.  Also, the food at those kind of places is usually crap.  Suffice it to say I was not expecting much.

Decor?  Standard faux-Irish/Scottish/English/no one in America knows/cares the difference.

Basket of fries?  Sure!

Oh snap!

The fries were REALLY GOOD.  $2.99 is steep, but there were about 50 or so in there, which is ok.  Crisp, hot, seasoned with cumin, paprika, allspice, and maybe a little cinnamon.  The green stuff is always a nice touch (since it makes them healthy).  The lesson?  Never judge a joint by its jiggles.  10 out of 10.

P.S.-they make the dudes wear kilts as well.  Bummer.