The Grunion and Z Belly Up

At one of their favorite watering holes...

Z:  This is some strong lemonade, dude.
GRUNION:  Yeah, I know the girl that runs the joint so she hooked us up.

Z:  Wanna hear a joke?
GRUNION:  Yup.

Z:  A rabbit walks into a bar-
GRUNION: What's a bar?

Z:  A place where grown ups go to talk loud and yell at the TV.
GRUNION:  Oh.  But why do they go there?

Z:  Never mind that.  The rabbit walks into the bar and asks the bartender-
GRUNION:  What's a bartender?
Z:  Are you gonna interrupt me every five seconds?  The bartender runs the joint, okay?
GRUNION:  Got it.

Z:  So the rabbit walks into the bar and asks-
GRUNION: Wait.  There's rabbits in these bars?  Can we go to a bar and play with some rabbits?
Z:  No, it's just a joke that the rabbit-
GRUNION: And rabbits can talk?  I knew it!

Z:  Dude!  Forget all that and listen to the joke.
GRUNION: Okay, okay.

Z:  A rabbit walks into a bar and asks the bartender if they have any carrot cake.
GRUNION: Mmmmm.

Z:  The bartender says "no" and the rabbit leaves.  The next day, the rabbit comes back to the bar and asks the bartender again if they have any carrot cake.  The bartender says "no" again, so the rabbit leaves.
GRUNION: Man, I'm getting kinda of hungry.
Z:  The next day, the rabbit walks into the bar again and asks-
GRUNION: Whoa!  Look over there at those beautiful babies!  It's on, bro!
Z:  Whoa!  It's so on!

GRUNION: Is she looking at me now?
Z:  No.

GRUNION: How about now?  Is she looking?
Z: Nope.
GRUNION: Now?
Z: No.....wait.....she just looked.

GRUNION: Sweet.  Better go throw some dirt at her so she knows I'm looking to party.
Z: Solid move.