GIBBY: Hey Chachie! I can work this shrub cutter thingy! I can help you cut the shrubs!
CHACHIE: Ummmmm. You better just put that down, Gibby. You know how you are with tools...
EVIL HEDGE TRIMMER: Grrrrrrr! I'm thirsty for fatty blood!
GIBBY: Ahhhhh!
10 minutes later....
DOCTOR AT E.R.: Sooooooo......yeah.......you're not the outdoorsy type are you?
8 stitches later. Notice I changed my shirt to "look nice" at the hospital.
Back at home, over a glass of my "medicine" I decide that it may be time to retire from "the yard game."
Victory: Hedge Trimmers
I did the same thing to my left index finger with the same B&D trimmer. I was smart though, I had been taking my medicine hours before the accident even occurred.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I really need to get on the road and review something. You running out of reviews looks to be hazardous to your health!
ReplyDeletemy brother had a similar experience. i was giving him grief because he also changed before going to get medical attention. fyi my nephew does yard work.
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my brother had a similar experience. i was giving him grief because he also changed before going to get medical attention. fyi my nephew does yard work.
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-sarahf.