This past weekend, we surprised the Grunion and Z with a new toy (thanks to my friend Laura).
GRUNION: Whoa! Check this out Z!
Z: Sweet! Our own wheels! It's about time!
Z: This thing's got everything! Look, a radio!
GRUNION: And a cell phone!
Z: Hello? AAA? Can I get a juice box up in this ride?
Z: Coolness. We should roll to Vegas, man!
GRUNION: What's a Vegas?
Z: We could cruise the beach, pick up some chicks...
GRUNION: What for?
Z: I dunno.
Z: What a minute. Why are the diaper changers all excited? I haven't seen them this excited since.........Halloween!
Z: Wait! This is a Barbie Jeep, dude! This is for girls!
Z: It's a trap! Abort! Abort! Get me outta here!
Editor's note: Muuuhuuuuhahahahaha. We'll be seeing these pix again in about 15 years....