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Friday, October 29, 2010

Grunion and Z vs. Halloween

Meanwhile, on a hill overlooking the heart of Fayetteville.....

GRUNION: So what's the deal man?  Why are we here?
Z: Dunno, but the meal tickets are all jazzed up about something so be on your toes.

GRUNION:  Be cool, here they come.
Z: What are they carrying?  Looks like a couple of big kitties.

GRUNION:  Sweet lord.
Z:  I'd like to be excused from this exercise due to my lack of interest.

***wrestling, crying, kicking, screaming***

GRUNION:  Well, we are definitely screwed this time.  Once word of this gets out we won't be able to hang out with the cool kids.
Z:  My head feels weird.  What's a cool kid?

Z:  You look so goofy I think I'm gonna crap my diapers laughing!

Z: And the outfit seems to add a few pounds in the belly as well.  Not at all flattering....

Z:  Can we take these things off now?

Not until we take a few hundred more pictures.
GRUNION and Z:  *sigh*

Z:  What are you doing?
GRUNION:  Play dead man!  I heard that's what you're supposed to do in situations like this!
Z:  That's around bears, dude.

GRUNION:  Seriously?  I thought playing dead was for everything scary.
Z:  Nope.

GRUNION:  That's it.  I'm outta here.
Z:  There are strange crinkly things all over the ground.

Z:  Look!  I can balance one of the crinkly things in my mouth!

GRUNION:  You know what?  These things are actually kinda comfy.
Z:  Yeah.  I think I'm gonna wear mine for a few months.
Victory: Halloween

1 comment:

  1. This is one of the funniest things I've read. I actually laughed out loud. Please keep it up!


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