This was the carny trailer that was selling them FOR 7 BUCKS!
Normally I would walk away laughing, but for you, my dear readers, I am willing to invest in your education.
I watched the guy put a potato in a curly fry spinner cutter thing and whirly up a head of lettuce-sized bunch of curly fries. He threw the ball in the fryer and 3 minutes later he handed Amy this:
And they were...TOTALLY UNCOOKED. Yuck.
I took them back and made them make me another batch. This time they were cooked, but they still sucked...bad.
I think I may have mentioned this before, but carny fries at a carnival/festival/county fair will suck. Always and forever. Lesson learned?
Carny Bucket O Fries: 0 out of 10.
P.S. I will put lots of other tasty things in my Bucket O Fries bucket...