The Grunion has eyes like an eagle and the memory of an elephant savant. He was seeing signs all the way to Daytona Beach advertising Burger King's newest failure - Funnel Cake Fries. Normally I wouldn't even bother with this kind of nonsense (not potato-based) but the Grunion was relentless. I told him in the car that he could try them "at some point when we got to DYB". He remembered I said that like 6 days later.
So here is the box.
And here are the disgusting contents.
GRUNION: "Okay so they're kinda squishy"
GRUNION: "They're kinda like french toast or something."
GRUNION: "Smells funny. Maybe they have honey on them or something?"
GRUNION: "I guess they're not that good. But I'll eat them all anyway.
GRUNION: "Dad?"
GIBBY: "Yes?"
GRUNION: "When's dinner?"
BK Funnel Cake Fries = DON'T DO IT
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