Here we go again. So far the fast food fancy fries offerings have been dismal, and I can't help but think in the case of Taco Bell the reason we keep seeing new "specialty" fry offerings is because some long-since fired employee at Taco Bell corporate ordered 50 million metric tons of fries a few years ago and now they need to get rid of them.
The latest ones are called "Rattlesnake Steak Fries". Here's what the TB website shows they are supposed to look like.
Kind of a crappy picture, but what do they care. They're just trying to get rid of them. For some reason I got a CVS-sized receipt when I ordered them. Seriously....it was as long as my arm. Spork for scale.
So here's what they look like in real life. $3.34 for this. Unbelievable.
Remember the spork from before? TB only has these stupid spork things so trying to get a decent stab was pointless. And I wasn't about to expose my hand skin to those chemicals.
The steak was surprisingly tender, which I suspect is the result of sitting in tepid dishwater for 18-20 hours prior to being tossed onto this mess.
The cheese sauce is the sauce they use on the tacos, etc. which means it's basically can cheese.
And the fries are...well...you already know. Soggy, stupid, and depressed. Also 1 or 2 of them were orange. Why?
This is another epic fail. What an embarrassment. DO NOT DO THIS.
P.S. Wilson Phillips was playing the whole time I was there which is always depressing. It wasn't even one of their good albums.
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