The Grunion's Reality:
GRUNION: Hey everybody! I want to welcome you to the Windjammer lounge here on the Royal Caribbean cruise ship Dynasty of the Seas! I'm Lloyd Lindstroth Jr. and I'm here to rock you into the night!
GRUNION: I remember when rock was young, me and suzy had so much fun...
GRUNION: Thank you, thank you! Do we have any birthdays or anniversaries here tonight?
GRUNION: I'd like to bring the room down for a minute. Love on the rocks, ain't no big surprise. Just pour me a drink, and I'll tell you some lies.
GRUNION: Thank you, thank you. What's that? Another request for Piano Man?
P.S.: The Grunion played for 45 minutes.....