GRUNION: Whoa! Check out this worm, Z!
Z: Hmm. I'm not really sure I believe that worm exists.
Z: Well, in Meditations on First Philosophy, Descartes theorized that we may all just be brains in a jar or something. So, everything we experience might not actually be real.
GRUNION: Wha?
Z: Everything and everyone we ever interact with may just be implanted stuff from a weird scientist or something.
GRUNION: Dude....
Z: Yup.
GRUNION: So...I should totally not worry about getting hurt or sick anymore cause it's all fake and since I'm just a brain in a jar I can totally do whatever I want and I won't get in trouble if I eat a whole gallon of ice cream and drive a semi to Disneyland.
Z: No. It's just a philosophical though experiment, man.
GRUNION: I'm confused.
Z: I know what'll make you feel better.
GRUNION: Is cheese dip fake too? Cause that would make me super sad.
Victory: Cheese Dip
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