GRUNION: Psst! Hey Gramps! Can you spot me a Jackson?
GRANDPA: For what?
GRUNION: I think the fat man is gonna make me chip in for dinner and I'm tapped.
GRANDPA: Okay, let's play a game. I'll put the money in a hand and you guess which hand it's in.
GRUNION: Are you sure this place is cool? This is kinda like gambling right?
GRUNION: I'll say it's THIS HAND!
GRANDPA: Wrong.
GRANDPA: I'll shuffle my hands behind my back....and....try again.
GRUNION: THIS HAND!
GRANDPA: Nope.
GRUNION: This is too hard. How about I sell you this eraser shaped like a train for 50 bucks?
GRANDPA: 50 bucks? That's more than I paid for my entire wardrobe when I bought it in 1980.
GRUNION: How about I TAKE THAT MONEY BY FORCE!
GRANDPA: How about I TICKLE YOU!
GIBBY: Settle down, you two. I'm rating fries over here.
GRUNION: Dang it. Busted.
Victory: Gibby?
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