Grunion: Hey dad, you may want to check my diaper.
Gibby: (off camera): Why?
Grunion: Cause I made a present for you.
Gibby: Is it gross?
Gibby: Okay, let's just see what we have here.
Gibby: Whoa! That's nasty!
Gibby:: Oh man, I got some on my finger! Aww, there's poo under my fingernail! I hope I don't scratch my eye at some point and give myself a baby poo eye infection....
36 hours later:
Off to see Dr. Bill....
Gibby: Hey Annie, I got baby poo in my eye and now my eye-
Annie: That's gross. I don't want to see it. Get away.
Gibby: What about you Noah? Wanna see my baby poo eye?
Noah: (Dog language) Woof. That's nasty. Got any dirty diapers on you?
Gibby: Hey Judy, I got-
Judy: I heard. Get away
Dr. Bill: This is what we call a classic case of Bardus Novus Abbas. Now I will stick a needle in your eye.