I was feelin poorly so I went to see Dr. Bill. The Grunion tagged along cause he said he wanted to ask Dr. Bill a question about something he read on the internet about measuring cups. As soon as we got there, the Grunion turned on the charm.
GRUNION: Annie, you don't need this heater cause you're already smokin hot!
ANNIE: Aww...
GRUNION: Looks like we stumbled into a supermodel convention, dad!
PATTY and JUDY: Aww...
GRUNION: Noah! You're lookin fine as red wine!
NOAH: Whatever. I'm workin the cute angle here so bugger off!
GRUNION: (whispering) Back off or I'll throw a big fake hissy like you bit me.
NOAH: Cheater.
GRUNION: What's goin on in this room?
PATIENT: Eeeek!
GRUNION: Sorry.
DR. BILL: And that's how measuring cups are good for killing sharks and river gar.
GRUNION: Sweet!
Victory: Dr. Bill/The Internet
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