One of my fry-spies (not JD) routinely perplexes me with reports from the field that are not necessarily fry-related. The following is an example.
Jim's Coney Island is a small Greek joint (inexplicably) that looks like its been there forever.
They don't have fries but they have awesome gyros with rice and amazing chili dogs.
The chili dog is very good (a solid 9) but since you really can't find gyros with rice anywhere local it gets a 10 out of 10.
Please note that as a result of this report this fry-spy has been beaten severely with leftover meatloaf.