Woke up to 22 inches (and counting) of snow. Pretty shocking since the clueless local meteorologists predicted 3-5 inches. One of them actually even said "I don't THINK it's going to be a significant event". Genius.
Two feet-perfect camouflage for A GIANT CARGO VAN.
Ditto for a CRV.
Two feet of snow on the roof. I'm sure that's safe. I can imagine the call now...
GIBBY: Um, hello. My roof collapsed from too much snow.
INSURANCE GUY ON PHONE: In Arkansas? Ha! No such thing. We're not paying.
GIBBY: Hmmm. I don't think you're gonna get to your Ikebana class today, Grunion.
GRUNION: Forget that! Let's package all this flake for distribution, man! I'm gonna be like Tony Montana and rule the Miami underground!
Epic Fail: Local meteorologists