The Grunion had a craving for Louie's fries recently, so he called up Ash and Kel to meet him. They were nice enough to let the parents come along....
EJ: Surprise!
GRUNION: Whoa! You've got tons of hair in your nostrils! And on your face!
KEL: Speaking of nostrils, I can clean my nostrils with my tongue like a lizard!
ASH: Gross. I can't believe I'm related to you.
KEL: I can also burp the national anthem. Wanna hear?
GRUNION: Go ahead dude! No one's looking....
EJ: Absolutely not. Remember what happened at Applebee's?
KEL(talking like a robot): Fine. I will sit here very still. I am a robot. Beep!
GRUNION: Hey Ash, I think I may be gettin sick. Is my nose cold? I hear that's how you tell if you're sick.
ASH: First of all, that's dogs and second of all, your nose is fine.
GRUNION: Man, you've got a reach like Klitschko! Your arms are longer than me!
ASH: All the better to hug you with!
Ash's hug turned into a bench-clearing tickle war. The rest of the people in Louie's were not amused.
KEL (still talking like a robot): I have received french fries. Beep! Yum. Beep!
GIBBY: Hey Kel, what's the design you have on your head?
KEL (talking normally now): It's an arrow. Like Aang's in The Last Airbender.
I didn't see it at first either. Here's a visual aid for those of you who are over the age of 12.
GIBBY: Hey Ash, how come you don't have an Aang haircut?
ASH: Cause Aang is a boy. Duh.
Victory: Children
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