Took the Grunion for his first haircut with Aunt Sissy this week.
AUNT SISSY: Okay Grunion, if you could just hold still while I-
GRUNION: Move it! You're blockin my view of Elmo!
AUNT SISSY: Okay, but if you could just turn-
AUNT SISSY: We just need to get rid of this mullet you've got goin here.
GRUNION: Whatever. Rusty says that the mullet is the most powerful haircut in the world. He says all the great leaders had mullets-Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Lionel Richie...
AUNT SISSY: Actually, Lionel Richie had a jheri curl.
GRUNION: Dad, can I have a jheri curl?