In Fresno last week on "business". Stopped at the In N Out Burger. The menu is in code. Meals are numbered 1, 2, 3, etc. Meal #1 is a burger, fries, and a drink. Meal #2 is a cheeseburger, fries, and a drink. Meal #3 is a double cheeseburger, fries, and a drink. Kid stuff.
My recommendation is to create confusion by infiltrating the establishment (via planted agents as workers) and re-numbering the meals so as to cause sufficient instability that an armed insurrection ensues and subsequently replacing the existing regime with one that is sympathetic to our interests.
Oh, and the hand-cut fries rate a solid 9.