The Grunion's First Haircut

Took the Grunion for his first haircut with Aunt Sissy this week.

AUNT SISSY:  Okay Grunion, if you could just hold still while I-
GRUNION:  Move it!  You're blockin my view of Elmo!

AUNT SISSY:  Okay, but if you could just turn-
GRUNION:  Elmo!

AUNT SISSY:  We just need to get rid of this mullet you've got goin here.
GRUNION:  Whatever.  Rusty says that the mullet is the most powerful haircut in the world.  He says all the great leaders had mullets-Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Lionel Richie...

AUNT SISSY:  Actually, Lionel Richie had a jheri curl.

GRUNION:  Dad, can I have a jheri curl?
GIBBY:  No.