The Grunion Learns About Ping Pong

GRUNION: Yo, dad!  What's this big thing in the eating room?
GIBBY:  That's a ping pong table The Grunion.

GRUNION:  What's this thing?
GIBBY:  It's called a paddle.  You use the paddle to hit the ball back and forth across the table.

JENKINS:  Don't let em lie to you kid.  This table is for napping.

GRUNION:  Typical.  Nothing but lies from the man...