GRUNION: Dude, why are you always in this thing? Get out so we can tear it up!
Z: Hold on, I'm making.
GRUNION: Check it out-Calzone flight cases!
Z: What's a flight case?
GRUNION: Ask your dad.
Z: I dunno about this. This food-looking stuff seems to be fake.
GRUNION: (to Santa) Dude, what's the idea puttin fake food all around your joint? That ain't cool.
SANTA: You're a fine looking 3-year old. What's your name?
Z: Hey Grunion, check out that mommy's shoes.
Z: Why are they putting kids on that Santa guy's lap?
GRUNION: I dunno, but the fun killers are all amped up like that time they put us in those monkey suits!
GRUNION: Run away! Run! Run!
Z: Wait for me! I can't run yet!
***kicking, struggling, yelling***
CLICK!
If you're gonna sit your little one on stranger Santa's lap, do it as soon as possible, cause it will get worse and worse as time goes on. For the record, I have never understood the process. After seeing Ralphie in A Christmas Story utterly discombobulated and betrayed by the Santa experience you would think that all Gen-X parents would shun the practice. But no. The children must sit on Santa's lap.
The children. must. sit. on. Santa's. lap.
Victory: Santa
P.S. We also saw this. Why won't anyone tell them?
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