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Saturday, November 13, 2010

The Grunion and Z Kill Time

Z: Hey, I got an idea!  I'll do scenes from famous movies and you try to guess the movie.

GRUNION:  Okay, but how bout we make it interesting?  For each one I guess right, you have to give me a hundred bucks, and for each one I get wrong you have to give me a hundred bucks.
Z:  Okay, but what's a hundred bucks?
GRUNION:  I don't know, but the food bringers think its good.  Go ahead.

Z: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

GRUNION:  Encino Man!
Z:  What? No, wrong! 
Z: Here's another one.  I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything.

GRUNION:  Son In Law! 
Z:  Wrong.  How about this one.  Don't you do it! Don't! You... I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to go... I got nothin' else.

GRUNION:  In the Army Now!  
Z: Nope.  Here's a good one.  I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

GRUNION:  Jury Duty! 
Z:  No.  Wait a minute.  Are you just saying names of Pauly Shore movies? 
GRUNION:  I dunno.  Shut up and keep going! 
Z:  Uh...okay.  Here's one you should know.  You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here.

GRUNION:  Ooo!  Ooo!  I know this one!  Bio-Dome! 
Z:  What the?  Why are you only naming Pauly Shore mov- 
GRUNION:  Shhh.  Don't ruin the flow.  Do the next one.

Z:  You are so weird.  Okay, one last one.  I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope...

GRUNION:  Man, that was beautiful.  Give me a hug... 
Z:  Whoa!  Get off me dude!  And gimme my six hundred bucks!

GRUNION:  That last one was from Adopted right?

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