GRUNION: Man, these are some sweet bottles, huh?
Z: Mine's great, but I can't believe you're drinking that nasty stuff. It's made from dead bodies-like in that Charlton Heston movie Soylent Green.
GRUNION: That is patently ridiculous, and I don't believe you.
Z: (mocking) That is patently ridiculous, and I blah blah blah!
GRUNION: Stop mocking me!
Z: Look! I can see some bone fragments right there near the tip!
Z: Lemme have that!
Z: Uh-huh. Just as I suspected. Definitely made from dead bodies.
GRUNION: Give me back my bottle!
Z: Ew! I think this bottle was made out of an old lady. I think I taste lavender!
GRUNION: Give it back!
Z: Here, have it back you big baby. I'd rather drink mine anyway.
GRUNION: What's in yours?
Z: I'm not sure. Hey Lily! What's in my bottle?
LILY: *slurp* Nothing. *burp*
Don't drink the people Grunion!
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