We join The Grunion and Z on the bridge of the starship Enterprise...
GRUNION: I think it's this one-no, this one-no, this one!
Z: What are you doing?
GRUNION: Trying to release the fruiton torpedias!
Z: You mean the photon torpedoes?
GRUNION: Yes! Dammit Mr. Scott! I need those dorkon encyclopedias!
Z: You don't know anything about Star Trek, do you?
GRUNION: I know I'm supposed to get with some green chick. Where is she?
Z: Just leave the controls to me. Don't bother me while I do this cause it is a very delicate and complicated process!
GRUNION: Okay, I'll just sit over here and mind my own business...
Z: Are you trying to sneak up on me?
Z: I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY MORE POWER CAPTAIN!
Z: IF WE PUSH IT ANY HARDER, THE DI-LITHIUM CRYSTALS ARE GONNA BLOW!
GRUNION: Uh, you're kinda freakin me out a little bit right now.
Z: Uh, that's how you play Star Trek, stupid.
GRUNION: Whatever. I'm hittin the bottle.