GRUNION: Hey, what's this movie?
GIBBY: Oops! It's a scary movie called Friday the 13th that you shouldn't watch.
GRUNION: Whatever dad, I'm not an infant anymore. I'm a toddler.
GIBBY: Friday the 13th is not for toddlers. Let's see, where's the remote...
GRUNION: Whoa! That big guy with the face that looks like a strainer killed those kids!
GIBBY: (fumbling with remote) Um....no he didn't... not really...
GRUNION:Um...is that big guy gonna kill us on Friday the 13th?
GIBBY: No. Listen, movies are not real. They're fake.
GRUNION: I'm scared daddy! Please pick me up!
GIBBY: Okay, don't be scared. You're safe.
GRUNION: Um...so when is the next Friday the 13th?
GIBBY: In May of 2011.
GRUNION: Good. GIMME THAT CAMERA!
Victory: The Grunion
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