The Grunion vs. Friday the 13th

GRUNION:  Hey, what's this movie?

GIBBY:  Oops!  It's a scary movie called Friday the 13th that you shouldn't watch.
GRUNION:  Whatever dad, I'm not an infant anymore.  I'm a toddler.

 GIBBY:  Friday the 13th is not for toddlers.  Let's see, where's the remote...

GRUNION:  Whoa!  That big guy with the face that looks like a strainer killed those kids!

GIBBY: (fumbling with remote)  Um....no he didn't... not really...

GRUNION:Um...is that big guy gonna kill us on Friday the 13th? 

GIBBY: No. Listen, movies are not real.  They're fake.

GRUNION:  I'm scared daddy!  Please pick me up!

GIBBY:  Okay, don't be scared.  You're safe.
GRUNION:  Um...so when is the next Friday the 13th?
GIBBY: In May of 2011.
GRUNION:  Good.  GIMME THAT CAMERA!

Victory: The Grunion