Meanwhile, at Hammontree's....
GRUNION: Sweet! I finally get to try this grilled cheese thing I've been seeing everyone eat for the past 9 months! Hey, wanna hear a joke while we wait?
GRUNION: Ok. Seems there was this fella from a place called Nantucket....
GRUNION: What? You've heard it?
US: Where did you hear that joke?
GRUNION: From Uncle The Beez.
US: We'll be having a talk with Uncle The Beez.
GRUNION: Ok, here's another one. Al Haig, a hooker, and a midget are trying to get into heaven-
US: Whoa! Not appropriate!
GRUNION: Jeez, I didn't know you were all so sensitive.
US: Forget the jokes, have some appetizers...
GRUNION: Hmmm. These appetizers looks suspiciously like the stuff I have at home.
GRUNION: Now that's what I'm talkin about! Hey, what's this green thing?
GRUNION: I'll give it the bite test...
GRUNION: Ok, let's try this grilled cheese.
GRUNION: Hmm. Warm, chewy, yummy.
GRUNION: It makes me...... kinda........sleepy....