LOOK AT THE TREASURE I HAVE INHERITED FROM MY BROTHER IN LAW!
Apparently you can cook FISH, TURKEY, and/or FRENCH FRIES in it!
This is what it looks like when it is frying Ore-Ida Zesties.
This is what Zesties look like cooked.
I am in a whole new realm now, and I may become the fattest person you know in a very short time....