GIBBY: Um...practice what?
GRUNION: I learned how to hypnotize people from an infomercial. I could hypnotize you to lose weight.
GIBBY: You learned how to hypnotize people huh? Okay, go for it.
GRUNION: You have to really believe in the power of hypnotizationing though.
GIBBY: Okay.
GRUNION: And you have to totally trust me...
GIBBY: Okay.
GRUNION: Here we go. Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. Sleepy. Sleepy.
GIBBY: Uh-huh.
GRUNION: You are falling into a deep sleep. Like at naptime. Deeper. Deeper.
GIBBY: (closing eyes) Okay.
GRUNION: Deeper and deeper you are falling. Your desire to eat french fries is fading and is being replaced with the desire to buy Elmo products.
GRUNION: Deeper and deeper. Now you are floating away on a cloud. Deeper. Deeper.
GRUNION: Deeper...Deeper....GIMME THAT CAMERA!
GIBBY: So much for trusting you.
Victory: ?
ha! I can't get enough of the Grunion blogs.
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