KYLE: Whoa! Grunion, why are you in baby jail and what happened to your eye?
GRUNION: Got in a fight, got some jail time. You know, s*** happens when you're as hard as I am.
KYLE: Uh-huh. Why don't you tell me what really happened?
GRUNION: Alright, alright. There was this punk tryin to improve his rep out in the yard and he started trippin.
GRUNION: First I gave him some of the old crazy stink eye...
GRUNION: Then I gave him my war cry. AAAAAAHAAIEEEEE!
GRUNION: He got a lucky stab in with his shiv, but I beat him down. He was such a baby he crapped his diapers-literally!
KYLE: You're not allowed to watch old Oz reruns anymore.
GRUNION: Dad, you know we're down and all but don't make me cut you.