GRUNION: Listen, I've keeping track for a while, and pretty much all music sucks right now. We need to write a song to save the music industry. Go get your guitar!
RUSTY: But I don' really want-
GRUNION: NOW!
GRUNION: So here's what I'm thinking-a cross between Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Land of the Lost, and the Lost Boys.
RUSTY: What? That doesn't even-
GRUNION: Whoa! Stop playing Turn the Page by Bob Seger! You're gonna ruin my flow!
GRUNION: Okay, play a suspended 13th chord down low and I'll play a quarter inch chord here up high.
RUSTY: Um, okay...
GRUNION (singing):
Where is my bottle?
What's that in my pants?
Why won't my stuffed animals
join me in a dance?
Get down now! One Two! Break it down!
GRUNION: Man, we're gonna make a mint with this. Hold on, lemme call my agent. Where's my Elmo cell phone?
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