Z: Hey Gigantor! Wanna hear a story I made up?
GIBBY: Sure. And stop calling me Gigantor.
GRUNION: Is this the one about the alligator in the bus?
Z: No! Stop interrupting!
Z: Let's see, where was I....once upon a time one of the Coppola dudes' wife left him. He got all depressed and decided to go to Vegas and he was all-
Z: I'm gonna drink a whole bunch and then win an Oscar.
Z: And the Karate Kid's girlfriend was like "Boo-hoo. Please don't drink so much!"
Z: And the Coppola guy was like, "Whatever! I'm gonna use the Oscar I win from this to make really crappy movies for the next 10 years". The End.
GRUNION: The one about the alligator is better.