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Sunday, September 12, 2010

The Grunion Poltergeist

GRUNION:  Ooooo!   Ooooooo!  I am the ghost that haunts this house!
AMY:   Uh-huh.  And why are you haunting our house?
GRUNION:  I require things from the living or I will do bad stuff!
AMY:  Okay.  What kind of things do you require from us living?

GRUNION:  First, the big picture window thingy must be changed to Elmo and be left there all the time! 
AMY: Okay.

GRUNION:  And, I require 6 bottles a day! 
AMY: Hmmmm.  I'm beginning to suspect that you are not a ghost.

GRUNION:  Okay, just cause I'm not a ghost doesn't mean that I shouldn't get 6 bottles a day. 
AMY:  You'll get 4.

GRUNION:  What about the Elmo thing?

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